Friday, May 29, 2009

Yahoo Reaches Singularity

I tried to create an email account on Yahoo. After trying jimleff33@yahoo.com, jim_leff23234@yahoo.com, and d7.7tyy@yahoo.com, and finding them all taken, I tried, in a fit of piqued frustration, this: di_di4di53.32323fdsajasdhajkhywe@yahoo.com. And guess what? 

Yup. Taken.

We've used up the universe. It's all gone. Cosmic retraction is imminent.

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