Dishwasher Soap Causes Weight Loss?

My weight is inextricably tied to the weight of the box of dishwasher soap under my sink.

I'm not kidding. It's one of the few indisputable truths of weight loss.

The thing is, you cannot lose weight while eating out a lot...even if you're making "healthy" ordering choices. So the more I cook at home (and, therefore, run the dishwasher), the less I weigh. Seriously, you could graph the box's weight against my own body weight, and the two lines would be in perfect parallel.