Meteorological Optimism

They're predicting an inch of ice today where I am. On top of the three feet or so of snow already on the ground.

On the bright side: The pollen forecast is a microscopic ".1" (out of 12). And the UV warning is what's got to be a record "1" (on a scale from 1 to 16).

So while I lie prone on my driveway, writhing in agony from my broken neck, I'll enjoy virtually zero risk of skin cancer or sniffles!