Doth Protest Too Much

To my Republican friends:

The Democrats may be incredibly annoying, but they're not (by and large) a nest of pedophiles.

The pedophiles, predictably, are on the team incessantly hollering about pedophilia. Just like strident homophobes always turn out to be closeted gays.

Can we finally officially recognize this perennial human conceit, so we're not fooled by it any more?

If you know someone who won't stop raving about all those goddam arsonists out there, DO NOT let that person anywhere near your matches.