Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Sentences I Can't Believe I Actually Spoke

About fifteen years ago:
"Put the gun down, man. C'mon, just put it down!"

2 minutes later that same night:
"Excellency, we need to leave right now."

Sometime last summer (followed immediately by anguished remorse):
"...too many potatoes."

"Lady, if seeing lots of naked dudes makes you uptight, you probably shouldn't be wandering into the men's locker room..."

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