Maxwell's Silver Hammer

When I was 25, a stock I bought for $100 tripled. I was happy with my $200 profit, but it wasn't nearly enough to, like, change my life or anything. If I'd invested $1000, I'd have made $2000. Serious money! It was true what they say about how it takes money to make money.

A stock I bought for $1000 recently, at age 58, tripled. I was happy with my $2000 profit, but it wasn't nearly enough to, like, change my life or anything.