"Great! I get off work at 7:30. I'll run home, throw on a sweater, and meet you at the theater at 7:45!"
A 30 year old invites a friend to an 8pm movie. The response:
"Myrna hates movies."
A 40 year old invites a friend to an 8pm movie. The response:
"Sorry, buddy. I'm slammed"
"You know you've given that same answer the last 20 times, right?"
"Yeah, but the end is near. I just need to deliver this one crazy project!"
"Ok, but are you aware we haven't actually hung out since 2017?"
"I'll definitely have some time opening up next month!"
A 50 year old invites a friend to an 8pm movie. The response:
"If I watch a movie, it will be from the comfort of my La-Z-Boy lounger and viewed on my state-of-the-art media center!"
A 60 year old invites a friend to an 8pm movie. The response:
“A movie! I can't remember the last time I saw a movie! Say, can I get back to you? I think I might be on cat duty. Also, what movie are you thinking of? Is it any good? And is there an earlier show? Also, have you heard the weather forecast? Oh, wait, I had an argument with the theater manager there last time, that asshole. Think I'll pass.”
A 70 year old invites a friend to an 8pm movie. The response:
"I have a dentist appointment at 11, then need to do some food shopping. Can we pick a less busy day?"
An 80 year old invites a friend to an 8pm movie. The response:
"My daughter's coming for lunch the day after tomorrow. Can we pick a less busy week?"
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