Five Egg Omelet...It's a Wrap!

A friend recently told me about his favorite to-go item from diners: an omelet wrap, with cheese, lettuce, tomato, bacon, sausage, and a five egg omelet. Now, that's remarkable enough just right there (his explanation, by the way, was "You can't run a Ferrari on 'regular"). But my mind keeps going over and over the "five eggs" part. Not four. Not an even half-dozen. Five eggs.

I can't seem to let this go. "Five eggs" will surely be a new meme. Of course, now I want a five egg omelet (though I'd never have previously imagined ordering one)!